Continuing from last time, Xiao Gao proposed a very good way to increase the sense of freshness, but I thought again and again, it is to change the theme, but what theme have we not changed? We have been married for so many years, and I think there is no room for evolution in costumes and props!
It was not until I went to the address he sent me that I realized that I had underestimated him in terms of his creative ideas.
Oh yeah, and there’s cosplay too.
I don't know how to understand it. He said that he always liked the black cat and Tom when he watched Tom and Jerry since he was a child, but he couldn't paint his face black and wear my cat hairpin! I really couldn't eat him like this! Below the neck is a serious and handsome black suit, and above the neck is a face painted black with my eyeshadow palette...wait! My eyeshadow palette!
"Gao Xinci, you're done!"
"I have invested in your favorite cosmetics brand and specially chartered a factory to meet your future cosmetics needs. Are you sure you want to do this?" Xiao Gao asked leisurely while lying on the bed.
I immediately withdrew my hand, put down the 10,000-pound balloon hammer, put on a sincere and gentle look, walked up to him and held his hands: "Boss, do you need me to pretend to be Tom?"
Gao Xinci ate a grain of popcorn arrogantly, chewed it twice and squinted his eyes: "Tsk, I may be a little impatient."
I remained silent, and used my body language to indicate that I would run after counting to three.
Gao Xinci is always one step ahead. After criticizing me for being late within two seconds, he grabbed the back of my neck and pressed me down, tickling my collarbone with his lips and teeth. I laughed so hard that I couldn't breathe. He just wanted to make me feel weak all over. Then he grabbed my wrists and lifted my hands upwards. The chain tied to the bedpost clicked, and my hands became unable to move. I had no objection to this, but I forgot one important point. The father of the child almost gave An An a natural birth on the spot.
"No! Don't press my belly!"
"Ah? Did it hurt you?" Gao Xinci raised his head, and the photo of his dark face made me unable to look directly at it.
Seeing this, I swallowed back all the words in my mind, biting my lips and thinking for a long time: "Can you go wash your face first? I don't want the novelty anymore, really, I am a very loyal and loyal person."
Student Xiao Gao stood up and put his hands on his hips: "Why can't you accept my diversity when you are loyal and long-lasting? You are lying."
Me: "Then you don't have to dress up as Black Cat Sheriff?"
Gao Xinci: "You're tired of talking about this, aren't you? Why don't I use a very popular routine on the Internet to entertain you?"
Me: “What’s the trick?”
Gao Xinci: "I am your little wild cat, meow!"
Me: “…Help, don’t come over here!!!”
Finally, the "little wild cat" surrendered to my palm and stuck to my belly with a wronged look on his face. I then mysteriously put my hands around his head and circled them around, as if I were a wizard and he was a crystal ball.
After a long while, I leaned close to the crystal ball's ear and asked, "Do you feel any power?"
Gao Xinci replied sullenly, "I feel someone hovering over my head. Also, you seem hungry, your stomach is rumbling."
I:"……"
The confused father raised his head with deep resentment: "Is this why you rejected my million-dollar fitness project? Then why don't you come after dinner? I'm hungry too, how about we come together?"
"I don't want to play anymore! It's boring." I was so bored that I simply took the bag from my hand and threw the pregnancy test paper to him.
I thought I should understand now? But Gao Xinci stared at me in silence for a while, then suddenly reached out his hand and put it on my forehead, looking very concerned: "Are you positive? Did you infect me?"
I also looked up at him sincerely: "Dear, the epidemic hasn't come yet!"
"Then what is this..." Gao Xinci picked up the thing again and looked at it. He probably came to his senses and couldn't believe it. He stared at it so hard that he was trembling.
Finally I sat up, curled up against the pillow and said shyly, "I, I'm pregnant... I can tolerate you bullying your son, but I can't. Also, go wash your face. It's not just that you're ugly, I can't touch makeup even though I'm pregnant."
Gao Xinci was standing beside the bed, dumbfounded. He should have stared at me in astonishment after I said this. Just when I thought he was some fairytale princess and his son was his curse, he suddenly gasped and rushed over, holding my cheeks in anxiety, almost gasping for breath: "You! You are pregnant! Do you have a child?"
Me: ? Did I eat a lot?
"When I was pregnant with Lingling, you never doubted me at all! Why are you still like this now? You don't dare to admit what you did?" I slapped him with a smile, and I felt a sense of sadness or sweetness after bitterness when I hugged his neck. My tone softened unconsciously, and I kissed his cheek gently: "Our An An is back."
Gao Xinci was startled, tears seeping from the corners of his eyes, and the next second he picked me up and spun me around! Is this a fixed program? After Cheng Cheng spun, he spun around, at least he told me in advance so I could hold the baby well!
Thanks to Gao Xinci's carefulness, he turned slowly, so the bump on his forehead was small. He went to wash his face obediently, and came back refreshed, hugged me and lay on the bed, not daring to do anything else. He apologized to my stomach for his recklessness just now. While listening to my elopement plan, he also lay on my stomach and listened carefully again, although I didn't know what a two-month-old cub could do, he was still just an egg...
I was almost done with my speech, so I patted his head and urged him to come over: "Did you hear what I said?"
"I heard it, I heard it. I miss our son so much. We haven't seen him for so many years!" Gao Xinci reluctantly moved his head back into the nest and asked me to hold him sideways.
I was naturally worried despite my happiness, and I tried my best to hide it. After a long while, I heaved a sigh of relief: "All in all... I've been here for nine years and you've been here for seven years, it's been quite a long time. If it were in the original world, we would have been planning to find him a wife."
"Looking for a wife at the age of sixteen?" Gao Xinci rubbed my forehead with a smile.
I frowned at him, "You were fourteen when you planned to marry me, and I was thirteen."
"Oh——" Gao Xinci was a little proud despite his guilty conscience. Seeing that I had no intention of beating him up, he took advantage of me and kissed my lips: "Come to think of it, who in aristocratic families doesn't get engaged early? They are about this age."
I gently hit his chest and continued, "Well, my baby is so pitiful. He is so young and his parents are gone. Even though they came back to this parallel universe, he was squeezed out when I gave birth for the first time. He suddenly became a younger brother with two older sisters. I can't imagine how miserable it will be for three children when they reach their rebellious period together!"
Gao Xinci thought for a while and nodded at me: "That's not right. Aren't we the ones who suffer during the child's rebellious period?"
"Oh, yeah!" I said, sitting up in shock from my dying illness, but after thinking about it, I slowly lay down again: "I'm not a paranoid mother, my child will never resist me, even if he does, I will make it up to him and let him have whatever he wants. And Lingling and Yunyun were unlucky and had miscarriages in their last life, and finally came to this world, I will let them know that choosing me as their mother was absolutely the right thing to do."
Gao Xinci was touched at first, then he scratched my waist with a little dissatisfaction: "And what about me? Why do I always feel that you have to shoulder the burden of your parents alone? Didn't I contribute anything, kid?"
"Just give it your all for those two seconds..." I laughed it off and hid in the quilt shaking like an earthquake. Gao Xinci was stunned for a moment, then immediately rushed in like a mudslide, demanding justice, hysterically.
"You're not happy, are you?"
"I've never failed to satisfy you for two hours before I started working!"
"I'm telling you, don't go too far!"
I enjoyed the process of making him cry while holding his red face: "Tsk, men over 25 years old don't talk to me, you are overdue."
"Expired! I'll show you if I'm expired!" Gao Xinci was about to put the car in neutral and give me a show, but unfortunately, he was interrupted by a phone call when he was trying hard. I heard the elastic band of his pants suddenly rebound with a "bang". It was really like a house leaking when it rains all night, and the sky fell! I covered my face and twisted around on the bed like a caterpillar, and I laughed so hard that I fell backwards. It was nearly ten seconds later that we both remembered the phone call. Gao Xinci answered it angrily: "Hello!"
On the other side was Lulu's voice, which was a little confused and aggrieved: "Lao Gao, I want to tell you something, but don't tell anyone else yet! I, I think I'm pregnant..."
Gao Xinci was shocked: "It's not mine!"
The air was suddenly quiet. I could almost see Lulu's shyness disappear through the screen. I moved my phone away to confirm the patient's name, then snapped back: "Who said it was yours? You're so shameless! No, I really don't know who I told. I'm asking for your advice. I just want to ask what you thought when you first knew you were going to be a father. What should I do now? Should I tell Chengcheng? Or should I tell my parents... Oh, how can I tell this kind of thing!"
It took Gao Xinci a while to recover. He pursed his lips as if he didn't understand: "What's wrong with saying this?"
Lulu was very excited: "But if I say it, wouldn't it mean that Chengcheng and I have done that..."
Gao Xinci sneered: "Oh, you mean Fu Shuyu is blindfolded every time he is with you?"
"No, what I'm discussing with you now is how I should tell my parents that I'm not married yet!" Lulu was nervous and overwhelmed.
"Then the wedding is coming soon, right? You can just take Fu Shuyu to get the certificate today." Gao Xinci said, looking down at his watch. "It's still early, there's still time. There aren't many people getting married in recent years, so there's no queue at the Civil Affairs Bureau."
"Really?" Lulu asked with a hint of doubt: "Then how did you feel when you told your mother that Lingling Yunyun was your child? And what was your aunt's expression?"
Gao Xinci looked up and thought: "As for me, I was quite proud. I can't quite remember my mother's expression, but she must have been proud of me too. She treated me to a meal of stir-fried pork with bamboo shoots tonight."
"Ah? Your mother still beats you even though you're that old?"
"What do you mean by hitting me? To put it nicely, it was just a meal of stir-fried pork with bamboo shoots."
Lulu hesitated for a while, but couldn't make up her mind. She snorted suddenly, but her words were still weak: "Then I, ask Chengcheng to go get the certificate?"
"Whatever, as long as you remember what I told you before and think it over carefully." Gao Xinci deliberately emphasized the last sentence. I thought of what happened in the morning and couldn't help but shudder. My back felt cold.
Lulu sighed on the other end of the phone: "I hesitated because I remembered what you said..."
Gao Xinci turned to look at me and touched my hair soothingly.
But the next second Lulu changed her tone: "He actually made his home into a bubble park by soaking ten kilograms of shower gel in water just to imitate Shishi when she was a child! He even asked me to join in the fun! The scariest thing is that I actually agreed with him so much. I can't imagine how two of us who are so naive can be good parents. I'm only 25 years old, and I'm about to have a baby. Lao Gao, why do I feel like my future is so bleak?"
"Hurry up and get the marriage certificate! You must bring your ID card and household registration book. Your ID card is in the drawer of your office, and the household registration book should be in the safe in your bedroom at home. Don't be anxious when you look for it. I've checked the almanac. Today is a very suitable day to get married. If you wait until tomorrow, it will be a disaster." Gao Xinci smiled and put his arm around my shoulders: "You are 25 and still have a baby. You don't know how to take care of a child. Won't you learn it after the child is born? You will have to learn it even if you don't know..."
"Okay then, I'll think about how to tell Chengcheng. I'll treat you to dinner tonight." Lulu hung up the phone in annoyance.
I also waited for Gao Xinci to turn off his phone before I breathed a sigh of relief. I didn't dare to breathe loudly just now because I was still thinking about Chengcheng's actions in the morning.
If he could really get married and have a child, he would have calmed down under normal circumstances. But I was uneasy, afraid that something might go wrong. Lulu also got pregnant at this critical moment before I eloped. Even if I waited until after I eloped, it didn't seem to have anything to do with whether I eloped or not...
Gao Xinci understood what I meant, sighed and pulled me back into bed: "Is Fu Shuyu looking for trouble with you again?"
I raised my head weakly: "No, he is looking for trouble with you, isn't he? He asked you to duel tonight?"
"Duel? Didn't I ask him to sign a contract? I decided on the location based on his habit of going to the gym every night. Did he think so?" Gao Xinci laughed and leaned over to kiss my cheek: "Then I have to warm up early. I have to take an opponent of this level seriously."
"Stop that, okay? Don't call anyone." I poked Gao Xinci's mouth to stop him from grinning. Otherwise, every time he made this expression, he would come up with a lot of bad ideas that others couldn't even think of. Gao Xinci also understood what I meant. He grabbed my wrist and put it against his lips, and lightly smelled the fragrance of my flesh.
"Okay, I know. I won't bother with him too much. After all, he is not only my brother, but also my brother-in-law." Gao Xinci nodded heavily.
I thought about this relationship carefully and came to my senses. I gritted my teeth and didn't even dare to look at him. Thinking about it, I had only complained to Gao Xinci through WeChat before, but now I have to be honest face to face. I unconsciously leaned forward and hunched my shoulders: "So, you, you told Lulu everything?"
Gao Xinci also lay in front of me: "State the facts, without any subjective judgment. Don't even tell me what you think. It's up to her what she thinks."
I felt so uncomfortable that I didn't know whether to be nervous or relieved, so I could only confide in a low voice: "That's good, I don't want to hide it from her or lie to her, but I don't have the face to say it..."
"It's not your fault." Gao Xinci still pulled me over stubbornly, holding my face with both hands and very seriously: "Shishi, you don't have to bear the guilt that others should bear. Even if you feel sorry for Fu Shuyu, you can blame the elders who concealed the truth about you two, and blame the bad people who hurt and forced Fu Shuyu. No matter who it is, it shouldn't be you. Even if you really showed cuddling behavior after knowing the truth, it's because you are living under someone else's roof, and you need to ensure that his emotions are not too ups and downs... But from now on, I have me, and I will never embarrass you again."
I smiled bitterly. In fact, it is hard to explain at this point. Am I really not wrong?
No one can give me a completely correct answer.