Siheyuan: I just like to stir up trouble - Page 703
"Okay, okay, I'll ask you to explain yourself!"
Lin Fan waved his hand, and a space channel appeared in front of him. Lin Qi, who had just begun to explore the mortal world, was caught back by him.
"No way, Dad, what you said about agreeing is that you want me to go to another world and then bring me back immediately? Aren't you making excuses, or do you regret it?"
Lin Qi looked at Lin Fan in bewilderment, his eyes full of resentment.
"No, it's just that your mother couldn't bear to let you go, so she wanted to tell you something."
"You little bastard, you forgot about me when you heard you could go out and play?"
Before Lin Fan could finish his words, Lou Xiao'e had already grabbed Lin Qi's ear and started to teach him a lesson.
"No, mother, it's all my father's fault. Yes, it's his fault. He sent me away before I had the chance to say goodbye to you. He... Ouch!"
Lin Qi reported Lin Fan in front of him, so naturally he could not escape his violent punishment.
"Okay, Mom actually just wants to tell you that when you travel outside, you must not have the intention to harm others, but you must be on guard against others, and be careful about everything. Also, if you see a girl you like, then learn from your father and chase her boldly, but you must not be a licker, remember?"
Lou Xiao'e pulled Lin Qi aside and began to give him instructions in a low voice.
"Mom, what does it mean to lick a dog?"
Lin Qi has spent the past hundred years in the primitive world, and he really doesn't understand the modern term "licking dog".
"You are willing to be a scapegoat for beauty, and you know there is no result but still try to get close to me. If you become this kind of person, I will break your legs. Do you understand?"
"understood."
"Okay, get lost!"
Lou Xiao'e kicked Lin Qi on the butt, kicking him into the space passage that had not yet closed.
"Xiao'e, is Lin Qi really your son? Did he pick him up?"
Yang Chan looked at Lou Xiao'e in confusion, always feeling that she was a little fierce.
"Hahaha, this is my first time being a mother too. I'm not used to it, but it will be fine in the future!"
Lou Xiao'e smiled awkwardly when she heard this. Who isn't a baby?
Ever since she followed Lin Fan, she has been carefree every day and all she has to do is think about where to go for fun tomorrow.
Lin Qi grew up when she was in seclusion, so she really had no experience in taking care of children.
In her opinion, as long as the child is happy and safe, that's all that matters, and she doesn't need to worry about anything else.
"Ok."
Yang Chan smiled and nodded. The feeling that Lou Xiao'e had as a mother was completely different from the feeling that her mother Yao Ji gave her.
"You didn't explain anything."
Lin Fan took the apple handed to him by Shen Li, took a bite, and casually said something to Lou Xiaoe.
"Why didn't I explain anything? One is a safety issue, and the other is a lifelong event. Both of these are very important. I must explain them."
Lou Xiao'e was very unconvinced when she heard this. Both things she explained were very important, okay?
"Brother Fan, the barbecue is ready, come and eat!"
At this time Huang Rong greeted Lin Fan, and Lin Fan was a little surprised. So fast?
Then he turned around and saw that Huang Rong was actually using the Samadhi True Fire to grill meat, which was really amazing.
"Come on, Chang'e, let's try my Rong'er's cooking!"
Lin Fan turned around and invited Chang'e to try the barbecue made by Huang Rong.
Chang'e smiled and nodded, followed Lin Fan to the barbecue grill, picked up a skewer of meat and looked at it.
"It's been so long, so long that I've forgotten what earthly food tastes like!"
"Try it and see how it tastes!"
Hearing Chang'e's sigh, Huang Rong, who was grilling meat, asked with a smile.
"It's really delicious! It's much better than the fairy fruit or the elixir. Huang Rong, I really envy you. You are so powerful, beautiful, and your cooking skills are so good!"
Chang'e took a bite and her eyes lit up. After she finished eating the skewers, she couldn't help but praise Huang Rong.
"Eat more if you like!"
"Ok!"
"coming!"
Just as Huang Rong and Chang'e were talking, Lin Fan suddenly looked into the distance and said something, and the girls all looked over when they heard it.
A streak of light streaked across the distant sky, and when it reached the Moon, it stopped and revealed a figure, which was none other than the Jade Emperor.
At the same time, an old man appeared quietly beside him. He stared at Lin Fan, Fang Meng and Lou Xiaoe.
Although most of the other women were at the Daluo Golden Immortal realm and were considered powerful, he did not take them seriously. Only the three Hunyuan Daluo Golden Immortals could be treated seriously by him.
"Jade Emperor, you really called Hongjun here? Do you have any shame as the Lord of the Three Realms? And Hongjun, haven't you already been in harmony with the Way of Heaven? You can't come out without the power of the Great Desolation, so why did you come here when the Jade Emperor called you?"
Lou Xiao'e looked at the old man standing behind the Jade Emperor. She knew it was Hongjun without Lin Fan's introduction. So she first criticized the Jade Emperor and then Hongjun, and the Jade Emperor was very upset.
"If the appearance of three unfamiliar Hunyuan Daluo Jinxians is not considered a change in the great situation of the prehistoric world, then that would be strange."
Hongjun looked indifferent when he heard this. In addition to the Six Saints of Heaven, there were actually three Hunyuan Daluo Jinxians who appeared. This was a variable that he could not ignore.
"Stop talking nonsense and let me see how capable you are as a Taoist ancestor!"
Lou Xiao'e thought of what Lin Fan had told her before, that when Hongjun came, he would let her fight. Without further ado, she grabbed with her left hand, and the Law of Destruction surged wildly, transforming into a spear of destruction.
Then she flashed with a spear in her hand and stabbed Hongjun in the center of his eyebrows.
At this time, the Jade Emperor was standing in front of Hongjun. Feeling the breath of Lou Xiao'e's destructive spear, he immediately felt that his soul was about to be torn apart and a disaster was imminent.
Chapter 1011 Chang'e Dances
"The proof of the law is indeed difficult!"
Hongjun frowned secretly when he saw this. Lou Xiao'e abandoned all her magical powers and magic weapons and used the pure law of destruction. However, it was precisely this simple law that made him feel a headache.
He grabbed the Jade Emperor and dodged backwards, avoiding Lou Xiao'e's shot.
Lou Xiao'e followed like a shadow, and as soon as Hongjun stood still, her destructive spear swept over.
Hongjun threw the Jade Emperor back to heaven, and then a jade disc rose above his head. While constantly dodging Lou Xiao'e's attacks, he also tried to use the Jade Disc of Creation to deduce Lou Xiao'e's origin and weaknesses.
Although Lou Xiao'e had never learned spear skills, she still understood the basic spear techniques of stabbing, piercing, hitting, attacking, entanglement, circle, blocking, grabbing, pouncing, tapping, flicking and dancing.
She wielded the destructive spear with great vigor, but Hongjun was no pushover, especially after he became one with the Way of Heaven, he felt like a fish in water in the prehistoric world.
Unfortunately, no matter how powerful the Law of Destruction is, it is useless if it cannot hit anyone.
Hongjun did not fight with Lou Xiao'e. He had been using the power of heaven to dodge and was also using the Jade Disc of Creation to deduce Lou Xiao'e's weaknesses, intending to blunt her edge, attack her when she was unprepared, and be ready to counterattack at any time.
But Lou Xiao'e became angrier and angrier as the fight went on, thinking to herself that Hongjun was indeed a demon god and was very slippery.
"Xiao'e, bow and arrow!"
At this time Shen Li reminded Lou Xiao'e not to chase with the Destruction Spear. Wouldn't it be better to use long-range attacks?
"Makes sense!"
Lou Xiao'e's eyes lit up, and the spear of destruction in her hand instantly turned into a longbow of destruction, with an quiver appearing on her back.
"Let you run!"
Lou Xiao'e raised her hand and three arrows shot out in a row, forming a triangle shape and killing Hongjun.
Hongjun frowned upon seeing this and dodged by moving sideways. However, after using arrows, Lou Xiao'e became obviously more difficult to deal with. The three arrows of destruction disappeared after being dodged, while Lou Xiao'e's six-star consecutive arrows came to Hongjun again.
Hongjun had no choice but to use the Jade Disc of Creation to block in front of himself.
Even though his realm is higher than Lou Xiao'e's and he has gone further on the path of sainthood, he does not dare to resist the damage of the law of destruction.
"Look at my nine stars in a row!"
Seeing that six arrows of destruction were blocked by Hongjun, Lou Xiao'e directly fired nine arrows in a row.
Seeing this, Hongjun also sacrificed the Jade Disc of Creation. The Arrow of Destruction and the Jade Disc of Creation collided fiercely, shattering all the nearby stars.
At this time, the three arrows of destruction that Lou Xiao'e shot first suddenly appeared and shot towards Hongjun from behind. Although Hongjun tried to dodge, he was still pierced in the shoulder by an arrow.
Feeling that there was a law of destruction trying to erode into his body from the wound on his shoulder, Hongjun's face darkened, and he immediately used the power of Heaven to exclude Lou Xiao'e and hinder her communication with the law of destruction.
Then, while Lou Xiao'e was mobilizing the law of destruction to fight against the way of heaven, Hongjun took the initiative for the first time, instantly came in front of Lou Xiao'e, and pointed a finger at her forehead.
"enough!"
Lin Fan suddenly kicked Hongjun in the face. The rich law of power directly broke Hongjun's defense and the blessing of heaven, and kicked half of his face to pieces.
"The Law of Power!"
At this moment, Hongjun no longer had the immortal demeanor he had before. Half of his face kept changing as he struggled with the law of force, and he looked somewhat miserable.
But he did not care about his injuries, but was shocked by the law of force displayed by Lin Fan.
It is not uncommon to prove the truth through laws. Among the three thousand demons in the past, which one was not a person who proved the truth through laws?
He, Hongjun, was once one of the three thousand demon gods and an existence that had proven the truth through the laws. It was just that he was seriously injured when Pangu created the world and fell to a lower level.
But proving the law of force is too terrifying. From the chaotic period to now, only Pangu has cultivated the law of force, which ranks first among the three thousand great ways.
When Pangu created the world, three thousand demon gods refused to allow him to do so. Pangu fought against the three thousand demon gods alone, and almost all of them were killed or injured.
Even if they were lucky enough to survive like him and Yang Mei, they were seriously injured and their realm had fallen.
Now that the law of force has reappeared, Hongjun suddenly feels as if he had faced Pangu.
"Hongjun, stop looking for trouble, go back to your Zixiao Palace and be in harmony with the Heavenly Dao, or I will teach you a lesson!"
Seeing Hongjun recognize the law of force, his face changed drastically, and Lin Fan sneered and said.
"I hope you won't go too far."
When the law of force came out, Hongjun knew that he was no match for his opponent, so he left a few words and disappeared helplessly.
"Jade Emperor, what are you looking at? Are you looking for a fight?"
After Hongjun left, Lin Fan looked into the void in the distance, which scared the peeping Jade Emperor half to death, and he quickly ran back to heaven.